Kale chi-... [I really don't want to write this]
It goes against every part of my being to say I like kale.
Why? [thanks for asking]
Detoxers & Cleansers.
They ruined it for me.
Why? [thanks again, I owe you one]
I hate them; they love kale; and, by the Transitive Property I should also hate kale. [I think that's right...]
But I don't. I actually kinda like it.
Not for any of it's purported health benefits. But because it tastes fucking awesome.
When done properly.
[That's good enough for a segue, yeah?]
100g Kale [1 bunch, exactly 19 leaves]
20g Olive Oil [1/2 a shot glass full]
1g kosher salt [don't wuss out here; salt makes food taste good.]