It goes against every part of my being to say I like kale.
Why? [thanks for asking]
Detoxers & Cleansers.
They ruined it for me.
Why? [thanks again, I owe you one]
I hate them; they love kale; and, by the Transitive Property I should also hate kale. [I think that’s right…]
But I don’t. I actually kinda like it.
Not for any of it’s purported health benefits. But because it tastes fucking awesome.
When done properly.
[That’s good enough for a segue, yeah?]