Tell me your ZIP and I’ll roast your city to its face.

I’m booking shows based on you. When a city’s list hits the number, I lock the date and you get first dibs on tickets.

I’ll never sell your info. Unsubscribe anytime. 🔐

✅ 24‑hour presale when your city unlocks
✅ You help decide where I go next
✅ Occasional behind‑the‑scenes bits and new clip drops

Progress (updated weekly)

New York172 / 400
Los Angeles61 / 250
Austin23 / 250
Chicago18 / 250

NYC, You’re First…

FAQ

  • It helps me route shows and send you the right presales.

  • Roughly 400 for NYC, ~250 in most other cities. I’ll post the live counts here.

  • Awesome—add your ZIP + city so I can tag you for presales.

  • Pick the closest one. If a smaller city surges, I’ll try to make it happen.