The Cosmopolitan

Chances are you never had a really good Cosmo.

You were probably at an Outback, or a โ€œloungeโ€ with one of your girlfriends, or maybe you kicked your husband out of the house for a girlsโ€™ night. Someone said, โ€œLetโ€™s get what the girls on Sex in the City got!โ€ and then squealed when they arrived. [At least thatโ€™s what I do.] But then you took your first sip and it was just kindaโ€ฆokay.

Not these.

These are fantastic Cosmos. These are perfectly balanced Cosmos. A bit of sweetness from the cranberry juice cocktail and the Cointreau, a bit of tart from the lime juice. And a weeeeee bit of warmth from the vodka.

Make sure to get regular olโ€™ cranberry juice cocktail, the kind with sugar listed as the second ingredient. Straight cranberry juice can be quite bitter and tart [like me], and we need the extra sugar to smooth things out.

Also, I specifically call for Cointreau. If you use regular triple sec, or any other orange liqueur, your results will differ. Not saying theyโ€™ll be badโ€”Iโ€™ve used every triple sec under the sun in Cosmosโ€”but just know it wonโ€™t turn out the way I intended. Triple sec has more sugar than Cointreau, so you may want to try one of the hippie-dippie cranberry juice brands to compensate.


Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz Cointreau
  • 1 oz cranberry juice cocktail
  • 1/2 oz fresh squeezed lime juice


Recipe

Add ice to a cocktail glass. Fill with water. Set aside.

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker. Fill with ice. Shake until your hands freeze to the shaker, a good 30-45 seconds ought to do it.

Dump the water and ice from the cocktail glass. Double strain the shakerโ€™s contents into the cocktail glass.

Garnish with a lime peel. (Note: When peeling a lime, itโ€™s easier peeling from top to bottom, not around it.)


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