How to Make Cold Brew

Last updated: June 16, 2026.

The first time I had cold-pressed coffee it came from a 4' tall machine.

I use the term "machine" loosely. It looked more like a medieval torture device.

It really didn't do anything except drip melting ice into coffee grounds and collect the runoff in a carafe. The machine featured a completely unnecessary spiral glass tube that would have been more at home in a 9th century Arab alchemist's tent than a 21st century Seattle hipster cafe.

It tasted just like regular coffee except it was colder and 3 times the price. 

But it was purchased with an expense account so I didn't care.

4 years later I found myself in a perfect storm: extra coffee beans, a new burr grinder, and boredom. So I decided to put the storm to use and tried making cold-pressed coffee.

My normal coffee routine:

  1. Boil water in an electric kettle.

  2. Measure and grind 40g Starbucks Caffe Verona beans.

  3. Add ground coffee beans to a French press and fill with 600g just-boiled water.

  4. Wait 4 minutes. [I use this time to play Boom Beach on my iPad.]

  5. Press.

  6. Pour.

My cold-pressed coffee experiment:

  1. Measure and grind 100g coffee beans. (Grind setting 14 instead of the normal 28.)

  2. Add ground beans and 1500g water to a plastic tupperware container.

  3. Wait 24 hours.

  4. Press in a french press.

  5. Pour.

This won't replace my normal routine every day, but it’s nice to have the option on those hot mornings where hot coffee just sounds too hot.

Anthony LeDonne

Anthony LeDonne is a NYC-based stand-up comedian. He's been featured in the New York Comedy Festival and on Amazon Prime, Hulu, and Tubi. He lives in New York City with his high school sweetheart and overweight Pomeranian.

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