For his first step in elective, unnecessary, self-directed therapy, a stand-up comic recalls his first two memories. What surfaces is largely inaccurate, grossly delusional, and therapeutically unsuccessful.

My favorite line from this book is “Don’t feel behind.” I realize it’s not so much a line as it is three words of advice, but for someone who often feels behind, it’s good advice.

I did my best joke first and it paid off. Read more to find out why.

I just passed on an offer for representation from a on-camera commercial agent. A lot of actors would call this ludicrous. But it was the right call for me for several reasons.

We moved. Again.
[Twice in as many months.]